jokes

Ek bar engineering ke sabhi Professores ko ek plane mein bithaya gaya

Ek bar engineering ke sabhi Professores ko
ek plane mein bithaya gaya..
Fir announce kiya gaya ki
“YE PLANE APKE STUDENTS NE BNAYA HAI”
Sab profesrs utar gaye…
Par principal baithe rahe
Logo ne pucha: Aapko Darr nahi lgta?
Principle: Muje apne studnts par pura bharosa hai.
Ye start hi nahi hoga!!

Husband: can u be the moon of my life?

Husband: can u be the moon of my life?
Wife: Awww Yes sweetheart..!
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Husband: Great! then….
Stay 9,955,887.6 kms away from Me..!!

Cricket Sms

Afridi: Tume hara nahi paaye phir bhi Semi final mein aa gaye.
Kohli: Ye toh wo hi baat hui Suhaagrat humne manayi aur Shaadi tum karne ja rahe ho.

Nani to a kid: Soja DIPLOMA soja!

Nani (to a kid): Soja DIPLOMA soja!
Padosan: diploma kyo bulati ho isse?
Nani: Meri ladki College DIPLOMA lene gayi thi,
ye leke aa gayi..!!