jokes

Bus Accident Man Crying

Bus Accident
Man Crying: Mera hath kat gaya.
Bahut dard ho raha hai.
Santa: Abey chup baith.
Wo dekh uska gala kat gaya,
Fir bhi chup-chaap pada hai..!!

Jailer: Faasi se pehle kisse miloge?

Jailer: Faasi se pehle kisse miloge?
Santa: Biwi Se
Jailer: Maa-Baap se nahi
Santa: Maa-Baap to agla jnm lete hi mil jyenge
biwi ke liye sala phir 25 saal wait karna padega!! :d

Beti: Mein padosi se pyar karti hu aur uske sath bhag rahi hu

Beti: Mein padosi se pyar karti hu aur uske sath bhag rahi hu!
Baap: Thanks mere apise aur time dono bach gye.
Beti: Papa mein to letter padh rahi hu!
jo mummy rakh ke Gayi..!!

Ek ladki class me gana ga rahi thi

Ek ladki class me gana ga rahi thi
“O zara-zara touch me, touch me, touch me…”
Tabhi ek ladka utha aur ladki ko chhu liya aur
bola himmat hai to aage Gaa..

jokes

Ek bar engineering ke sabhi Professores ko ek plane mein bithaya gaya

Ek bar engineering ke sabhi Professores ko
ek plane mein bithaya gaya..
Fir announce kiya gaya ki
“YE PLANE APKE STUDENTS NE BNAYA HAI”
Sab profesrs utar gaye…
Par principal baithe rahe
Logo ne pucha: Aapko Darr nahi lgta?
Principle: Muje apne studnts par pura bharosa hai.
Ye start hi nahi hoga!!

Husband: can u be the moon of my life?

Husband: can u be the moon of my life?
Wife: Awww Yes sweetheart..!
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Husband: Great! then….
Stay 9,955,887.6 kms away from Me..!!

Cricket Sms

Afridi: Tume hara nahi paaye phir bhi Semi final mein aa gaye.
Kohli: Ye toh wo hi baat hui Suhaagrat humne manayi aur Shaadi tum karne ja rahe ho.

Nani to a kid: Soja DIPLOMA soja!

Nani (to a kid): Soja DIPLOMA soja!
Padosan: diploma kyo bulati ho isse?
Nani: Meri ladki College DIPLOMA lene gayi thi,
ye leke aa gayi..!!

jokes

Jokes Jokes & Messages

Santa: Agar nariyal ke ped pe chad jaun to

Santa: Agar nariyal ke ped pe chad jaun to..
engineering college ki ladkiyan dikh jayegi
Banta: Pir hath chod dena,
to medical college ki bhi dikh jayegi.

Girl: Paros wali Aunty mujhe bohat tang karti theen

Girl: Paros wali Aunty mujhe bohat tang karti theen..
Jab b kisi ki Shadi hoti wo mere gaal kheench k kehti
“AB TUMHARI BARI HAI”
Phir maine un ki ye aadat khatam karwa di.
Friend: Kaise ?
Girl: Jab koi Mar jata tou main un k Gaal kheench k kehti..
“AB AAP KI BARI HAI”

bus accdent men crying

Bus Accident
Man Crying: Mera hath kat gaya.
Bahut dard ho raha hai.
Santa: Abey chup baith.
Wo dekh uska gala kat gaya,
Fir bhi chup-chaap pada hai..!!

santa banta jokes

Santa: Agar nariyal ke ped pe chad jaun to..
engineering college ki ladkiyan dikh jayegi
Banta: Pir hath chod dena,
to medical college ki bhi dikh jayegi.

examination sms

koi chez be-wafai se barh ker kia hogi,
Ghum-e-tanhai judai se barh ker kia hogi,

Kisi ko deni ho jawani main saza,
to wo saza PARHAI se barh ker kia hogi:-)

exam sms

My nights are going sleepless,
my days are going useless.
So I asked GOD,
“is this love?”
GOD replied,
“no dear, result is near”

exam sms

  Examiner: y r u under tension?
Did u forget admit card,ID,or calculator?

student: No Sir!
By mistake i have brought tomorrow
exam’s pharray (Cheating material) today:-)

gud morning sms

*;%*;+;* *;*;%*% *;/~*%* \|// )__( (___) FRESH FLOWERS 4 U. AAPKI HAR SUBAH IN PHOOLO KI TARAH MEHKTI RAHE. Good Morning... gud morn.

gud morning sms

 “MORNING”
is a good time to “REMEMBER
all the sweet things &
all sweet persons in your “LIFE
so wake up with your
“SWEET MEMORIES”

!GOOD MORNING!

happy birthday sms

Har din se pyaara lagta hai hamein yeh khaas din
Jisse bitasna nahin chaahte hum aap bin
Vaise toh dil deta hai sadaa hi Dua aapko
Phir bhi kehte hai mubarak ho aapko yeh janamdin.. :)

Hindi Birthday SMS for Friends

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Janamdin Hai Aapka Sochta Hoon Uphar Kya Doon
Sochta Hoon Ish Varsh Naya Khitab Kya Doon
Gulab Se Badhkar Koi Phool Hota To Deta Jaroor
Magar Jo Khud Gulab Hai Use Gulab Bhi Kya Doon…

Hindi Birthday Wishes SMS

Posted by Rahul under Hindi Birthday SMS
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Ugta hua Suraj dua de aapko,
khilta hua phool Khushbu de aapko,
Mai to kuch de nahi sakta,
Dene wala Lambi umar de aapko…
*Happy Birth Day*

Birthday SMS for Friends in Hindi

Posted by Rahul under Hindi Birthday SMS
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Har raah aasan ho
Har raah pe khushiya ho
Har din khubsoorat ho
Aisa hi poora jivan ho
Yahi har din meri dua ho
Aisa hi tumhara har janamdin ho!!!

Hindi Birthday Wishes for Friends

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Ankhon mein har pal naye khwab sajate rehte hain,
Khusiyo se bhare nagme gungunate rehte hain,
Har saal manate hai dost janamdin mera,
Har saal hum apne jivan ka ek saal gavate rehte hain…

Hindi Birthday Wishes for Friends

Posted by Rahul under Hindi Birthday SMS  

Har lamha apke hothon pe muskan rahe,
Har ghum se aap anjaan rahen,
Jiske sath mehak uthe aapki zindgi,
Hamsha aapke pass woh insan rahe.
Happy Birthday

hindi jokes

Judge – You are crossing the limits.
Lawyer – Kaun Saala aisa kehta hai?
Judge – How dare you call me saala?
Lawyer – My Lord, I said kaun ‘Sa Law’ kehta hai?

good morning sms

Khuda kare har raat chand ban ke aaye,
Din ka ujala shaan ban ke aaye,
Kabhi door na ho aapke chehre se hasi,
Naya din aisa mehaman ban ke aaye…

Hindi Good Morning SMS

                                        

Na mandir na bhagwaan,
Na pooja na snaan,
Din hote hi hamara sabse pehala kaam
Ek pyara sa sms apne dost ke naam
“Good Morning”

Hindi Good Morning SMS

Moon ne band ki lighting,
Sun ne suru ki shining,
Murge ne di hai warning ki ho gayi hai morning,
To hum bhi bol de aapko very very good morning…

Funny Good Morning SMS in Hindi

Posted by Rahul under Hindi Good Morning SMS

Suraj ki pahli kiran khushi de aapko,
Dusri kiran hasi de aapko,
Tisri tandarusti aur kamyabi,
Bas aab jyada nahi warna garmi lagegi!!!
Good Morning

Good Morning SMS for Friends in Hindi

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Naye Din Ki Nai Subha Ka Naya Naya Andaaz
Saare Din Ki Jholi Me Kuchh Chhupe Hue Hain Raaz
Tujhko Mujhko Har Kisi Ko Milna Hai Kuchh Aaj
To Aao Yaaron Khushi Khushi Kar Len Din Ka Aaghaaz…

Hindi Good Morning SMS

Aaj kuch sharmaye se lagte ho
Sardi ke karan kapkapaye se lagte ho
Chehra aapka khil utha hai
Hafte ke baad nahaye se lagte ho
Good Morning

140 Character Hindi Good Morning SMS

Subhah subhah suraj ka sath ho Aur Halki halki barsat ho
Aasman mein udti nanhe parindo ki aawaj ho
Hath mein chaye ka cup Aur yadon mein sirf aap ho
Us haseen subhah ki kya baat ho
Gud Morning..

holi sms

Rango tum, rangu mein,
Rangde sara ye jahaan,
Bass hassen aur gale lagen,
Aur bhulen dhusmani ka nishaan !
Holi Mubarak Ho !
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Khuda kare Har Sal chand Ban k aye
Din ka ujala shan Ban k aye
Kabhi dur na ho apke chehre se hansi
Ye Holi Ka teohar aisa mehman ban k aye..
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Rang Udaye Pichkari,
Rang Se Rang Jaye Duniya Sari,
Holi K Rang Aapke Jeevan Ko Rang De,
Ye Shubha Kamana Hai Hmari.
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Tum bhi Jhoome masti main,
Hum bhi jhoome masti main,
Shor hua saari basti main..
Jhoome sab holi ki Masti main..
Mast Mast ye Masti rahe sada aapki Kashti main,
Beet Gayi HOLI fir bhi..
Mubarak ho HOLI bheegi masti Main !
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Phool khilte rahein zindagi ki rah mei,
Hasi chamakti rahi aap ki nigaah mei,
Kadam kadam par mile khusi ki bhaar aapko,
Dil deta hai yehi dua baar baar aaapko….`
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Pyar se pyari koi majboori nahi hoti,
kami apno ki kabhi puri nahi hoti,
dilon ka juda hona alag baat hai
nazron se door hona koi doori nahi hoti.

holi sms

Pyar k rang se bharo pichkari,
Sneh k rang se rang do dunia sari,
ye rang na jane na koi baat na boli,
apko advance me mubarak ho Happy Holi

happy holi

Holi ke rang mast bikhrenge,
kyuke piya ke sang ab ham bhi toa bheegenge…
Holi mein iss baar toa aur bhi rang honge,
kyuke mere piya bhi toa mere sang honge……

happy holi message

Holi rangoon ka tyohar hai,
Duniya rang birangi hai,
Main holi ke din apne sare dostoon ko …
Holi ki bahut bahut shubhkamnaein deti hoon,
Aur yahi dua karti hoon ki duniya mein
Aman aur shanti bani rahe,
Isi tarah dil se dil milte rahe,
logoon mein pyar badta rahe!

holi sms hindi

Pyar k rang se bharo pichkari,
Sneh k rang se rang do dunia sari,
ye rang na jane na koi baat na boli,
apko advance me mubarak ho Happy Holi…

happy holi sms

Radha ka rang aur kanha ki Pichkari,
Pyar ke Rang se Rang do Duniya Saari,
Ye Rang na Jane koi Jaat na koi Boli
MUBARAK ho aapko
Rang Bhari Holi