QUOTES IN HINDI

अल्बर्ट आइंस्टीन के अनमोल विचार

Quote 1: A table, a chair, a bowl of fruit and a violin; what else does a man need to be happy?

In Hindi : एक मेज , एक कुर्सी, एक कटोरा फल और एक वायलन ; भला खुश रहने के लिए और क्या चाहिए?

 Albert Einstein ऐल्बर्ट आइनस्टाइन

Quote 2: A man should look for what is, and not for what he thinks should be.

In Hindi : इन्सान को यह देखना चाहिए कि क्या है, यह नहीं कि उसके अनुसार क्या होना चाहिए.

Albert Einstein अल्बर्ट आइंस्टीन

Quote 3:  A person who never made a mistake never tried anything new.

In Hindi : जिस व्यक्ति ने कभी गलती नहीं कि उसने कभी कुछ नया करने की कोशिश नहीं की.

Albert Einstein अल्बर्ट आइंस्टीन

I MISS U SMS

Miss you a lot on eid

Lonesome without u,
Each n every moments.
When i am alone
I close my eyes n think of u
N thoughts of ur love warms
Me inside n makes me smile.
miss you a lot. eid mubarak.

Har aahat ehsas hamara Dilaegi

Har aahat ehsas hamara Dilaegi,
har hawa qissa hamara sunaegi,
Hum itni yaade bhar denge aap k Dil me,
na chahte hue bhi aap ko yaad hamari aaegi.
I miss u, do u?

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Har pal hum apko yad kia kertay hain

Chupke chupke faryad kia kertay hain,
Har pal hum apko yad kia kertay hain,
Yeh hum nahin kehtay ghar wale kehtay hain,
k nend main bhi hum aapka naam lia kertay hain

How much I miss you

If u wanna know how much i miss u,
Try to catch rain drops,
The ones u catch is how much u miss me,
And the other u miss is how much i miss.

Miss me or Hate me

Miss me
or
Hate me
both r in my favor,
If u miss me
I'll always b in ur heart,
If u hate me
I'll always b in ur mind

DARD SHAYARI

Dard Kitna Hai Bata Nhi Sakte,
Zakham Kitne Hain Dikha Nhi Sakte,
Aankhon Se Samajh Sako To Samajh Lo,
Aansu Gire Hai Kitne Gina Nahi Sakte..

Teri Yaad Saath Hai…

Sans lene se teri yaad aati hai
na lene se meri jaan jati hai
kase kehdu ki sirf sans se jinda hu
ye sanse bhi to teri yaad ke baad aati hai ..

Hum ro na sake…

Bikhre ansu ke moti hon pinna saki,
teri yaad mein saari raat hum so na sake,
Beh na jaaye har yaad teri yeh soch kar hum ro na sake..

Sat 3 Mar 2012

Koi samajh na paya…

Mere pyaar ko duniya mein koi samajh na paya,
Rote thay jab tanha koi mere saath na aaya,
Mita diya khud ko unke liye pyaar mein,
Aur wo kehte hai ki mujhe pyaar karna na aaya…

Fri 24 Feb 2012

Dard SMS in Hindi

Pane se khone ka maza aur hai,
Band aankho se dekhne ka maza kuch aur hai,
Aansu bane lafz aur lafz bane gazal,
Teri yaado ke saath jine ka maza kuch aur hai…

Dard Bhari Shayari SMS

Kehte hai pyaar ki seema nahi hoti,
Yeh toh dhoka hai jo sab kehte hai,
Pyaar ki seema honi chaiye,
Taki koi dil kisi aur dil ka na ho jaye…

Dard Shayari SMS

Tammana se nahi tanhaee se darte hain,
Pyar se nahi ruswaai se darte hain,
Milne ki to bahut chahat hai,
Par milne ke baad judaai se darte hain…

HAPPY HOLY SMS

Pyar k rang se bharo pichkari,
Sneh k rang se rang do dunia sari,
ye rang na jane na koi baat na boli,
apko advance me mubarak ho Happy Holi.

Wed 16 Mar 2011

Holi SMS in Hindi

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Rango tum, rangu mein,
Rangde sara ye jahaan,
Bass hassen aur gale lagen,
Aur bhulen dhusmani ka nishaan !
Holi Mubarak Ho !
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Khuda kare Har Sal chand Ban k aye
Din ka ujala shan Ban k aye
Kabhi dur na ho apke chehre se hansi
Ye Holi Ka teohar aisa mehman ban k aye..
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Rang Udaye Pichkari,
Rang Se Rang Jaye Duniya Sari,
Holi K Rang Aapke Jeevan Ko Rang De,
Ye Shubha Kamana Hai Hmari.
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Tum bhi Jhoome masti main,
Hum bhi jhoome masti main,
Shor hua saari basti main..
Jhoome sab holi ki Masti main..
Mast Mast ye Masti rahe sada aapki Kashti main,
Beet Gayi HOLI fir bhi..
Mubarak ho HOLI bheegi masti Main !
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Phool khilte rahein zindagi ki rah mei,
Hasi chamakti rahi aap ki nigaah mei,
Kadam kadam par mile khusi ki bhaar aapko,
Dil deta hai yehi dua baar baar aaapko….`
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Pyar se pyari koi majboori nahi hoti,
kami apno ki kabhi puri nahi hoti,
dilon ka juda hona alag baat hai
nazron se door hona koi doori nahi hoti.

Wed 16 Mar 2011

Funny Holi SMS in Hindi

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Fulo Ne Khilna Chhod Diya,
Taro Ne Chamakna Chhod Diya,
Holi Ko Baki Hai 2 Din,
Fir Tumne Abhi Se Q Nahana Chhod Diya.
“Happy Holi”

Wed 16 Mar 2011

Hindi Holi SMS

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Holi Aayi
Satrangi Rango ki bauchar laayi
Dher Saari mithai Or mitha mitha
Pyar laayi
Aap ki zindagi ho mithe
PyarAur khusiyon Se bhari
Happy Holi 2011

Tue 15 Mar 2011

Holi Mubarak SMS in Hindi

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Rangoan Ke Tyohar Main Sabhi Rangoan Ki Ho Bharmaar,
Dher Saari Khushiyoan Se Bhar jaye Aapka Sansaar,
Yahi Dua hai Bhagwan ji Se Hamari Har baar….
Holi Mubarak Ho!
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Pichkari ki Dhar,
Gulal ki bauchar,
Apno ka pyar,
Yahi hai yaaron holi ka tyohar.
Happy Holi!!!!
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Rango ke tyohar mein sabhi rango ki ho bharmar,
Dher saari khushiyon se bhara ho aapka sansar,
Yahi dua hai bhagwan se hamari har bar,
Holi Mubarak ho mere yaar!
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Oh dear, Holi is Here,
Pinch of Red n a pinch of green,
Joyful colors all are seen,
With love n with happiness..
Wishs of Holi all I mean !!
Dear, wishing you a colourful, joyful and loaded with happiness.
Happy Holi..!
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Rango mein ghuli ladki kya laal gulabi hai
Jo dekhta hai kehta hai kya maal gulabi hai
Pichle baras tune jo bhigoya tha holi mein
Ab tak nishani ka woh rumaal gulabi hai…
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Holi ki aisi saam, liya prabhu ka naam,
Mhare piya ne pila dayi mohe bhaang
Mhare ko ab koun bachay haye…
Mhare piya holi khelan aye,holi khelan aye!!

Thu 10 Feb 2011

Holi Mubarak SMS in Hindi

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Socha ksi apny sy baat krain,
Apny ksi khaas ko yaad krain,
Kiya jo faisla holi mubarak khny ka,
Dil ny kha kyun na aap sy shruwat karain.
:: HOLI MUBARAK ::
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Best wishes to you for a
Holi filled with sweet moments
and memories to cherish for long.
Happy Holi!
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Bright colors, water balloons,
lavish gujiyas and melodious songs
are the ingredients of perfect Holi.
Wish you a very happy and wonderful Holi.
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Celebrating the colors
of our beautiful relationship,
I wish you and your family
all the bright hues of life.
Have a colourful holi..
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Just like a red rose that fills the world with beauty & fragrance… u hav made my life so beautiful by being in it. On Holi, the festival of colors & joy I wanna say thank u 4 all the love & smiles u hav brought 2 my life. Happy Holi
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Some wordz can be left unsaid
Some feelings can b left unexpressed
Bt person like U can nvr b forgotton on this special day
Happy Holi
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Suraj ki kirnian, taaron ki bahar.
Chand ki chandni, apnon ka pyar.
Hr ghari ho khushaal.
Issi tarha Mubarak ho ap ko yah HOLI ka thwaar!

Thu 30 Sep 2010

Belated Holi SMS in Hindi

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Tum bhi Jhoome masti main,
Hum bhi jhoome masti main,
Shor hua saari basti main..
Jhoome sab holi ki Masti main..
Mast Mast ye Masti rahe sada aapki Kashti main,
Beet Gayi HOLI fir bhi..
Mubarak ho HOLI bheegi masti Main !

HINDI BIRTHDAY SMS

Har din se pyaara lagta hai hamein yeh khaas din
Jisse bitasna nahin chaahte hum aap bin
Vaise toh dil deta hai sadaa hi Dua aapko
Phir bhi kehte hai mubarak ho aapko yeh janamdin.. :)

Hindi Birthday SMS for Friends

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Janamdin Hai Aapka Sochta Hoon Uphar Kya Doon
Sochta Hoon Ish Varsh Naya Khitab Kya Doon
Gulab Se Badhkar Koi Phool Hota To Deta Jaroor
Magar Jo Khud Gulab Hai Use Gulab Bhi Kya Doon…

Hindi Birthday Wishes SMS

Ugta hua Suraj dua de aapko,
khilta hua phool Khushbu de aapko,
Mai to kuch de nahi sakta,
Dene wala Lambi umar de aapko…
*Happy Birth Day*

Birthday SMS for Friends in Hindi

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Har raah aasan ho
Har raah pe khushiya ho
Har din khubsoorat ho
Aisa hi poora jivan ho
Yahi har din meri dua ho
Aisa hi tumhara har janamdin ho!!!

Hindi Birthday Wishes for Friends

Ankhon mein har pal naye khwab sajate rehte hain,
Khusiyo se bhare nagme gungunate rehte hain,
Har saal manate hai dost janamdin mera,
Har saal hum apne jivan ka ek saal gavate rehte hain…

Hindi Birthday Wishes for Friends

Har lamha apke hothon pe muskan rahe,
Har ghum se aap anjaan rahen,
Jiske sath mehak uthe aapki zindgi,
Hamsha aapke pass woh insan rahe.
Happy Birthday

GOOD MORNING SMS

Khuda kare har raat chand ban ke aaye,
Din ka ujala shaan ban ke aaye,
Kabhi door na ho aapke chehre se hasi,
Naya din aisa mehaman ban ke aaye…

Hindi Good Morning SMS

                                        

Na mandir na bhagwaan,
Na pooja na snaan,
Din hote hi hamara sabse pehala kaam
Ek pyara sa sms apne dost ke naam
“Good Morning”

Hindi Good Morning SMS

Moon ne band ki lighting,
Sun ne suru ki shining,
Murge ne di hai warning ki ho gayi hai morning,
To hum bhi bol de aapko very very good morning…

Funny Good Morning SMS in Hindi

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Suraj ki pahli kiran khushi de aapko,
Dusri kiran hasi de aapko,
Tisri tandarusti aur kamyabi,
Bas aab jyada nahi warna garmi lagegi!!!
Good Morning

Good Morning SMS for Friends in Hindi

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Naye Din Ki Nai Subha Ka Naya Naya Andaaz
Saare Din Ki Jholi Me Kuchh Chhupe Hue Hain Raaz
Tujhko Mujhko Har Kisi Ko Milna Hai Kuchh Aaj
To Aao Yaaron Khushi Khushi Kar Len Din Ka Aaghaaz…

Hindi Good Morning SMS

Aaj kuch sharmaye se lagte ho
Sardi ke karan kapkapaye se lagte ho
Chehra aapka khil utha hai
Hafte ke baad nahaye se lagte ho
Good Morning

140 Character Hindi Good Morning SMS

Subhah subhah suraj ka sath ho Aur Halki halki barsat ho
Aasman mein udti nanhe parindo ki aawaj ho
Hath mein chaye ka cup Aur yadon mein sirf aap ho
Us haseen subhah ki kya baat ho
Gud Morning..

JOKES

Kanjoos Jokes SMS in Hindi

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Respected,
International Kanjus,
Thanks for not sending any Sms,
You will win “Pappu Kanjus Rahna Award”
Na na sms mt karna,
Kahin ye! Award hath se na nikal jaye..

SMS Jokes in Hindi

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What’s True Bravery?
.
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To arrive home..
Fully Drunk..
Late night out.
N
Mom waiting with a Jhadu
N
You ask: Hey Mom, abhi tak Safai kar rahi ho..!!

Sun 27 Feb 2011

Sardarji Jokes in Hindi

Sardar got a job in AIRTel
custmr: Hello my AIRTEL sim loked what 2Do?
Srd: y don take tention remove airtel sim put BSNL,thank u 4caling
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Sardar Roz Subha 50 ladkiya mera intezar karti hain
man- are waha Vo kaise?
sardar- Maine Girls collage Bus ka Drive Hu na.
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2 sardar sending sms their GF
1st sardar:Mai tere mobile se teri G.F ko sms bheju?
2nd:no
1st:Why?
2nd:usne handwriting pehchan li to……?
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Ek sardar jo bhi kam karata tha usme puri tarah doob jata tha……
Aurr… ak din… usne ak gadda khod liya…..
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Sardars Friend: Yar Kal Meine Kitni Baar Call Kiya, Uthaya Q Nahi?
Sardar: Q Uthau, 30 Rs.De K Jo Gana Lagwaya Hai Woh Kya Tera Bap Sune..
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Sardar saying to his friend- yaar meina compeny ke computer ko jor jor se chalaya button dabaya to computer bolta he “what r u doing”. Meine computer ko na main switch se band ker diya or bhag gaya.
Dusra Dost- kyon?
Sardar yaar computer has a good mind wo Malik ko bata dega to…

JOKES

Train mai aik husband apni wife say:
tujh say shadi ker k pachta raha hun
dil kerta hai tujhey kuttay k agay dal dun
samnay wala passenger:wao wao wao wao!!!…
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Khush rahe tu sada yeh dua hai meri
Teri premika hi ban jaaye bhabhi teri…..
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Ek ladki thi diwani si, sunder si lambi si,
Nazrein jhukake sharmake galion se guzra karti thi
latak matak chalti thi, aur kaha karti thi,
Bartan Lelo Bartan……
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Bolaa dukaan-daar, ke kyaa chahiye tumhain
Jo bhii kaho ge merii dukaan per wo paoge
maine kahaa ke kutte ke khaane kaa cake hai
bolaa yahiin pe khaaoge yaa leke jaaoge…
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Suna hai wo keh kar gaye hai ke ab to hum,
Sirf tumhare khawboo main hi aayenge,
Koi keh de unse ki wo vada kar le hum,
Jindgi bher ke liye so jayenge…
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Woh zindagi hi kya jisme mohabbat nahi,
Woh mohabat hi kya jisme yaadein nahi,
Woh yaadein hi kya jisme tum nahi,
Aur woh tum hi kya jiske saath hum nahi…….

HINDI JOKES

HUSBAND WIFE
Sunlo jaana tum hi ho ab meri life
Tujh ko chhod k naa koi banagi meri wife
Tu agar kabhi de dhokha
Jaan main apni doonga with a knife..!

Mon 5 Mar 2012

Girls vs Boys SMS Jokes in Hindi

If boys vomit then parents says kaminey kaha kha kar aaya tha,
If girls vomit then parents says kaun tha woh kamina,
Moral of the story: Whoever vomits boys are always kaminey…

Sardar Jokes SMS

Sardar ke bagiche me bahut sare ped the,
Sardar naukar ko bola ped ko pani dal.
Naukar bola saab barish aah raha hai,
Sardar: abe budhu chhatri pakadke dal na!.

Hindi Jokes SMS

Judge – You are crossing the limits.
Lawyer – Kaun Saala aisa kehta hai?
Judge – How dare you call me saala?
Lawyer – My Lord, I said kaun ‘Sa Law’ kehta hai?

Sardar Jokes SMS in Hindi

Sardar ko sapne me ek ladki ne chappal mari,
2 din tak sardar apne bank nahi gaya,
Qnki bank me likha tha..
“Hum aapke sapne ko hakikat me badalte hain”

SMS Jokes for Friends in Hindi

Gadha jo khaaye wo Ghaas ho tum,
Buddhe ka Chyawanpraash ho tum,
Idiot, stupid, bakwaas ho tum,
Par jo bhi ho! Yaar! Dost Jhakaas ho tum..!!!

Sun 12 Jun 2011

Shair Arz Kiya Hai…
Zara Tawajo Chahiye…
Khushiyan Milain Tumhain Har Qadam Ba Qadam…
Khuda Ki Qasam Shair Khatam
Plz Naraz Mat Ho Acha Chalo Dosra Shair Hai…
Chahe Ge Tm Ko Dilo Jan Se Hum
Khuda Ki Qasam Ye Shair Bhe Khatam
Thora Aur Bura Maan Lo…
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Best Sms Of 1947
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Tab Mobile Tha Kya?
Kabhi Tu Thora Dimagh Ka Istamaal Kar Liya Karo!
Bas Sms Parhne Ki Jaldi Lagi Hoti Hai…
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Why Has The Govt Fixed Voting Age Of 18 Yr
& Marriage In Age Of 21yr?
Govt Ko Ye Pata Hai K
Desh Sumbhalna Aasan Hai
Lekin Biwi Nahi…
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Palko Pe Apni Baithaya Hai Tumhe
Badi Dino Ke Baad Paya Hai Tumhe
Aasani Se Nahi Mile Tum
National Zoological Park Se Churaya Hai Tumhe…
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Mere Hath Me Tera Hath Ho
Tere Hath Me Bajuwale Ka Hath Ho
Aur Uske Hath Me Mera Hath Ho Fir?
Fir Kya Teeno Milake Khelege GHOOM-GHOOM …

jokes

Kaam wali shanti ko bulao.!

Wife: Kyun?
Santa: Doctor ne kaha hai, raat mein dawa khane ke baad shanti ke saath so jaana


 

Jokes In Hindi

Santa: Kaam wali shanti ko bulao.!

Wife: Kyun?
Santa: Doctor ne kaha hai, raat mein dawa khane ke baad shanti ke saath so jaana.

Meri toh ho gayi hai

Santa: Main ek baar jungle mein susu karne gaya toh waha per Sher tha.

Banta: Phir kya hua?
Santa: Maine Sher se kaha, “Pehle tum karlo, mera toh ho gaya hai.”

Plastic surgery

Ek aadmi bada dukhi tha!
Ek dost ne uss se poocha, “Kyu, tension mein ho.”

Aadmi: Yaar ek dost ko plastic surgery ke liye 2 lakh rupeey diye thay, ab saale ko peehchan nahi pa raha hoon

Mohan & Sohan were sitting in a kabristan & were talking.
Mohan: Sohan, dekho yeh murde kitne aaraam se apni kabron mein sote hai.

Sare murde uth khare hue aur bole: Kyun na soye, yeh jaga apni jaan de ke hasil kee hai..!

Andey aur bacche

Teacher: Zameen par rehne wali janwer bacche deti hai, Hawa mein urne wali andey deti hai!
Woh konsi cheez hai jo hawa mai bhi urti hai or bacche bhi deti hai??

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Jokes In Hindi

New doctor

Nayi(new) doctor ne apni life ka pehla operation kiya! Operation ki thodi der baad hi marij mar gaya!

Marij ke marne ke baad doctor ne diwar par tangi bhagwan ki taswir ki ore haath jodkar sir jhukate hue puri shradha ke saath kaha: Hey prabhu meri ore se yeh pehli bhet swikar kijiye!

Gandhi Ki Dhoti

There was just one cinema theater in the Village. The village people, though backward were very patriotic.
In fact as a cinema screen the owner of the theater had installed a khaadi dhoti. The villagers were very happy with the idea of a khaadi dhoti screen. They decided to dedicate the theater to Mahatma Gandhiji, and named the theatre: GANDHI KEE DHOTI

Some of the Up coming attractions at GANDHI KEE DHOTI as advertised in the
local newspaper were:
Gandhi kee Dhoti mein KACHHE DHAGE
Gandhi kee Dhoti mein HAL-CHAL
Gandhi kee Dhoti mein Daraar
Gandhi kee Dhoti mein Chuppa Rustom
Gandhi kee Dhoti mein Baazigar
Gandhi kee Dhoti mein Do Jasoos
Gandhi kee Dhoti mein Aandhi
Gandhi kee Dhoti mein Garam Hawaa

Train mein TT Sadhu se bola : Kahan jana hai?
Sadhu : Jahan Ram ka janam hua tha.
TT : Ticket hai?

Sadhu : Nahin
TT : Chalo
Sadhu : Kahan?
TT : Jahan Krishan ka janam hua tha.. Jail mein

How fruits are eaten

Ek baar 3 fruits mein aapas mein baatcheet hoti hai.
Apple: Mujhe toh sab dho ke aur kaat ke khaate hai.
Amrood: Tujhe kya mujhe bhi sab dho ke aur kaat ke khate hai.


Apple, chup chaap baithe banana se kehta hai tu chup kyu hai?
Banana : “Main kya kahu mujhe toh batate hue bhi saram aati hai, mujheh to sab log nanga karke khate hai.”

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Doubt about Mahabharata

In a remote village of India, once Masterji is teaching the Mahabharat katha to class 6 students. He is at the ‘Krishna janma’ part of it.
Masterji : “Kansa heard the akashwani that his sister’s 8th child is going to kill him. He was furious. He ordered to put Vasudev and Devki behind the bars. First son is born, and kansa kills him by poisoning… Second one is born n Kansa throws him off the mountain peak. Third one is born…

Ramu : I have a doubt (sounding nervous and confused).
Masterji : “Ramu bete, whole India does not have doubt in Mahabharata then how come you have one?”
Ramu : Masterji, if Kansa knew that Devaki’s 8th child was going to Kill him, “Why the hell did he put Vasudev and Devaki in the same cell?”

LOVE SMS

Dil Ke Paas Aapka Ghar Bana Liya
Khwabo Me Aapko Basa Liya
Mat Puchho Kitna Chahte Hai Hum Aapko
Aapki Har Khata Ko Apna Mukaddar Bana Liya..

LOVE SMS

Pyar Karna Koi Gunah Nahi Hota
Pyar Se Pyara Koi Jazba Nahi hota
Pyar Ka Rishta Is Liye Chupana Padta Hai
Kyun Ke Sacha Pyar Logo Se Bardasht Nahi Hota…