Police joke

Ek police Inspector ke ghar chori ho rahi thi. Wife: Utho ji, ghar mein chori ho rahi hai. Police Inspector: Mujhe sone de, main iss time duty par nahi hoon.

Hindi me jokes

Customer: Mujhe phone per dhamkiya mill rahi hai. Police: Kaun hai woh jo aapko dhamkiya de raha hai? Customer: Telephone wale bolte hai ke, Bill nahi bharoge toh kaat denge.

Hindi jokes

Nepolian ne apne mitra ko bade garv se kehata hai : Mere dictionary mein impossible word hi nahi hai. Mitra : To pahele hi acchi tarah se dekh lene ka na sab word hai ke nahi, aage se word rahenge wohi dictionary le.

Hindi jokes

Ek dost dusre dost se: Kya, tumne jhoot pakarne wali machine dekhi hai? Doosra dost: Deki nahi mere paas mein hai Are maine to usse shadi ki hai.

Hindi Jokes

Police: Tumhe kal subah 5 baje phansi di jayegi. Kaidi: Ha ha ha Police: Kyu hass rahe ho? Kaidi: Main toh subah 8 baje tak sota hoon

Hindi jokes

Teacher: Zameen par rehne wali janwer bacche deti hai, Hawa mein urne wali andey deti hai Woh konsi cheez hai jo hawa mai bhi urti hai or bacche bhi deti hai? Student: 'Air Hostess'

Jokes

Biwi: Aji suniye, mujhe kisi mehengi jaga le ke chaliye na ji…. Pati: Chalo, tayyar ho jao… Sochiye Pati kaha le gaya…. ……… …….. ….. … Petrol pump

Jokes in hindi

One: Oye tera ek daant neela kyun ho gaya? Two: Yaar maine ink lagayi hai. One: Woh kyun? Two: Kyun ke aaj kal bluetooth ka zamana hai yaar…

Jokes

Hariya:Tum agle janam mai kya banna pasand karoge Kanhaya: cockroach. Hariya: Why? Kanhaya: Kyun ki meri biwi sirf cockroach se hi darti hai.

Santa banta Jokes

Chanda ne sher ki aakhon main matthi phenki, aur bhaagne lagaa aur santa ko bhi bhaagne ko kahaa. Santa : Main kyun bhaagu, matthi to tune phenki hai.

Hindi jokes

Husband: Tumse shaadi karke mujhe ek bahut bada faayda hua hai Wife: Woh kya? Husband: Mujhe mere gunaaho ki saza jeete jee hi mil gayi

Jokes in hindi

Teacher: Zameen par rehne wali janwer bacche deti hai, Hawa mein urne wali andey deti hai Woh konsi cheez hai jo hawa mai bhi urti hai or bacche bhi deti hai? Student: 'Air Hostess'

Pyaar sms

मोहब्बत भी अजीब चीज बनायीं खुदा तूने, तेरे ही मंदिर में, तेरी ही मस्जिद में, तेरे ही बंदे, तेरे ही सामने रोते हैं, तुझे नहीं, किसी और को पाने के लिए.

Hindi love sms

woh bin bole har baat ka samjhna, woh jhut mut ki takrar, woh khamosh ikrar. Isi ehsaas ka naam hai ‘Pyaar’…

English LOVE sms

You can Miss Someone Who Died, Or Someone Who Moved Away, But the Worst Thing Is; Having to Miss Someone you See Everyday

English LOVE Sms

MY HEART IS LOCKED KEYS ARE WITH U OPEN AND SEE HOW MUCH I LOVE YOU

English love sms

" Love is the passion that we feel inside of our hearts that we can't hide. We pretend to hide it, but it burns us more and more until the pain grows and grows and it never ends....

English love sms

Love comes to those who still hope even though they've been disappointed; to those who still believe even though they've been betrayed; to those who still need love even though they've been hurt before.

english LOVE sms

You were gone before we knew it.. & only GOD knows why.. My Heart still aches in Sadness & secret tears will flow..What its meant to lose you..no one ever know...

Hindi love sms

Ap ko MISS karna meri HÖBBY Ap ka KHYAL rakhna meri JÖB Ap ko KHUSH rakhna mera DREAM Ap k liye DUA karna meri DUTY & Ap ko TANG karna MERA PYAR..!!!

English love sms

What I Thought . . . Love Was Only A Beginning Every Hour Every Week Every Year I Spend With U I Discover New Dimensions To Love

English love sms

What I Thought . . . Love Was Only A Beginning Every Hour Every Week Every Year I Spend With U I Discover New Dimensions To Love

English LOVE sms

My rose is red, Ur eyes r blue, You love me, and I love u. Happy valentine’s day.

English LOVE sms

Cutest Love proposal Boy-can i take ur picture? Girl-4what B-So that i can show Santa Claus what i want 4Christmas

English LOVE sms

Relation is what I share with you. Success is what I pray for you. Happiness is what I wish for you. But remember is what I need from you. Your Sweet Heart

english love sms

What iS gr8 love ? Its wen u hide tears n still care 4 her . Its wen she ignores u n u still LOVE her . Its wen she begins love someone else n u still SMILE

English love sms

I WILL Conquer the whole world with my single hand IF You are holding the other.

English love sms

Meetha sochoSmart sochoAccha sochoSaccha sochoPyara sochomuje pata hai ye tumhare liye jyada hai, 1 shortcut hai sidhe mere baare me socho.

English LOVE Sms

WORDS OF A BROKEN LOVER "THE ONE N ONLY TIME I HATED THE WORD FRIENDS" "WHEN SHE SAID LET US B ONLY FRIENDS"

Hindi love sms

Pyar me Maut se darta kaun hai? Pyar ho jata hai karta kaun hai? Hum to kar de Pyar me Jaan bhi Qurban Lekin Pata to chale ki hum se Pyar karta kaun hai?

English LOVE sms

True Lovers Are Like Upper & Lower Eyelids! They Often Meet Because They Miss Each Other and When They Meet, They Don't See The World Around!

Non veg sms

Ancient Chinese wisdom for men: Always marry a woman with small hands. Makes u'r cock look bigger!

English flirt sms

Want a booming business? Start a condom company named "DIPPER Condoms". U'll get free publicity on every truck in India. Use DIPPER at night.

English flirt sms

A very sexy n attractive female employee to her boss: Sir, Will you remove something from my breast?Boss:Wow! What's that?Ur eyes, sir !

english flirt sms

Open with Love... If I disturb U I am Sorry! But I need To Say I... Love... Disturbing you...

hindi flirt sms

Girl- Aaj mai tumhe vo jagah dikhaungi jahan mera apendix operation hua hai. Boyfriend gets excited, " Yes! I'wud luv to see that spot." Girl- Ye dekho.... Apollo Hospital...

hindi flirt sms

Its a game.. Aagar tum kisi se pyar ka "izhar " karoge to kya jawab milega..? Select 1 no.. 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 reply.:-Just do it friend.. ANS: 1-Bohat acche. 2-Ok 3-aayna dekh pehle 4-Mujhe kab se intezar tha 5-mai bhi 6-Thank god tumne kaha to 7-I like u too & i luv u 8-besharam

English flirt sms

once a boy was asked- How u feel when any girl gives u a flying kiss..!? he said- I hate such lazy girl..!!

hindi flirt sms

Dur hokar bhi Paas ho tum mere dil ke liye kuch khas ho tum mere muh main paani laye aisi mithas ho tum mere har sapne main ho Tum hi tum Gn sweet dreams 2 my sweetie love u baby

English flirt sms

Smart proposal by a clever boy to a girl : "Excuse me, do u have fevicol.? Girl: why Boy: Bcoz, i need to fix my heart, broken by ur cute smile.

Flirt sms english

I'm very confused about one thing Did god made moon seeing you, Or he made you by seeing moon!!!

hindi flirt sms

Tum Haseen Ho Gulab Jaisi Ho Bahut Nazuk Ho Khawab Jaisi Ho Dil ki dhadkan main aag lagati ho Hothon Se Lagakar Pee Jayoon Tumhe Sir Se Paanv Tak Sharab Jaisi Ho...

hindi flirt sms

Wen sum1 is flirting wid u, . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Plz Co-operate..!! Yahi to din hain yaar..... kuch saal baad to koi ghaas bhi nahi dalega..

hindi flirt sms

Dur rehke haste rahoge to chalega Kbhi kbhi milte rahoge to bhi chalega hamari yaad me 1msg to karna Fir wo msg khali hoga to bhi chalega...

hindi flirt sms

Don't search for a very good or unique msg 2 send me. I'll be happy with an empty msg of urs. Bcoz more than the msg, seeing ur name makes me smile.

hindi flirt sms

I Searchd many shops to buy the best chocolate for u. But, I didn't find any chocolate sweeter than U n Ur Smile.. . . . . Gud evg

hindi flirt sms

Tumarey paas rehney ki jagah nahi hai kya..? "JAAN" Jo har raat mery khawaboun main Chaly aatay ho..!!

CID sms

MANCHESTER UNITED main khelata hai ROONEY wah wah MANCHESTER UNITED main khelata hai ROONEY ACP PRADYUMAN ne kaha: Akhir chahata kya hai khuni

Cid sms

One mystery even CID can not solve!! . . . . . . . Why is kolaveri kolaveri kolaveri Di? Daya kuch toh gadbad hai..

Cid sms

CID ROCKS: Itne saal hue Daya ki koi grlfriend nahi hai Itne saal hue Daya ki koi grlfriend nahi hai Acp: Abhijeet pata lagao ye Daya kahin gay to nhi hai!

CID sms

CID facts ! 1. Daya has a world record of breaking most no. Of doors 2.Cid bureau has 1 toyota qualis since last 10yrs 3.In d ntire 20 storeyd building of cid,only 6 ppl work 4.Der is no police..cid handles every case 5.Accused person accepts his crime only aftr getin a slap 4rm daya on d face...LOL

CID sms

Charo aur IPL ki dhoom hai.. wah wah . . wah wah.. Charo aur IPL ki dhoom hai ACP Pradyuman kehta hai "Daya ye Atmahatya nahi Khun Hain ".

CID sms

Dil pagal hai pyar me tere paro...... Dil pagal hai pyar me tere paro...... ACP bola "Fredricks ghar ka kona kona chan maro........."

CID sms

Aaj main savere savere jaag gaya . . . . . . . . Aaj main savere savere jaag gaya. . . . . . ACP -Daya Lagta Hai Khooni yaha se bhag gaya

CID SMS

CID ne Sony Se Naata Jod Liya CID ne Sony Se Naata Jod Liya . . . . Aur Jis Room Me Mana Rha Tha Abhijeet Suhaagrat, Daya Ne Wahi Drwaza Tod Diya.!!

CID SMS

Mujhe ek bat bohot pareshan kar raha he :- . . . . . . . . . . Duniya me lie detector discover kiu hua? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Jab sach bulbane ke liye daya ka ek thappar hi kafi hey

CID sms

sambhal ke chlna aage gaatar hai..... sambhal ke chalna aage gaatar hai..... acp bola daya ho na ho yah suicide ni murder hai

Cid sms

Pani mai sans lo toh aati hai bubble aabh toh cid ki taqat ho gai hai double.

Cid Jokes

Xam Me cOpy Kar K Pas Hue Jaise-Taise Xam Me cOpy Kar K Pas Hue Jaise-Taise ACP-Daya Pata lagaO Akhir Munni Badnaam Hui tO Hui Kaise?

CId jokes

Aaj kal bacho ne padna chod diya... Gor frmaiye.. Aaj kal bacho ne padna chod diya.... ACP tha toilet me or Daya ne darwaja tod diya......

Hindi shayari

Roothi jo zindgi to mana lenge hum, mile jo gum to sah lenge hum, agar aap ho sath mere banke humdum, bahte huye aansuo me bhi muskura lenge hum.

Hindi shayari

Aksar pyaar karne wale apni chahat ki taarif karte hai, taki woh unse juda na ho jaye, hum isliye khamosh rehte hai, taki koi aur aap par fida na ho jaye..

Hindi shayari

Kya hoon main aur kya samajhte hai, Sab raaz nahi hote batane wale, Kabhi tanhaiyo mein aakar dekhna, Kaise rote hai sabko hasane wale.

Hindi Jokes

Teddy gift karne par
modern girl- oh wow so
cute!
Muslim- Allah ! kitna khubsoorat
he
Sikh girl-Kinna sona he
Haryanvi chori-be susre
yo k laya bhalu sa.;-).

English Jokes

Long ago, Aryabhatta was checking my Maths Paper & Thats When he Invented "ZERO"
Everybody knows him...

nobody knows who forced him to do so...

Hindi Jokes

If Hollywood movies were made in PUNJABwood, then what would be there names...

Jurrasic park   Dinasour da rola.
Spiderman   Jaale Jatt de.
Superman   Udd da Jatt.
Terminator   Lohe da Jatt kad dau watt.
Charlie's angels   Jattiyan kamal kardi.
Baby's day out   Jatt da kaka pave syaapa...!!

Hindi Jokes

Secretary: Sir aap muje naukri se nikal
toh nahi rahe??
Boss: Nahi, par tumhe kisne kaha?
Secrtary: Wo aapne Cabin se sofa aur
Bed hatwa diya na Isliye,

Jokes

ANY TIME,
ANY PROBLEM,
ANY HELP,
JUST
GIVE ME
ONE MISS CALL
I ll
"give u
another
"miss call"
and we'll play

miscall miscall...!! :p

Hindi Jokes

Insan ko doctor aur god se kabhi dusmani nhi karni chahiye.
Kyuki god naaraj hota h to doctor ke paas bhej deta h.

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.
Aur doctor naaraj hota h to god ke pass

Hindi Jokes

Kehte hai khuda ne is jaha mai sbhi k liye kisi na kisi ko hai bnaya har kisi k liye
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I guess,..,mere wali ne suicide kar liya h saali milti hi nahi he.!!

Hindi Jokes

The 3 most difficult words you could possibly say..
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Tank full kardo! ;(

Jokes

Lecturer 2 studt..Wt came 1st..Sun or Moon?
Student:- obviously Moon.
Lecturer:- How?..
Student:- Abe Dhakkan Honey 'MOON' hoga, tabhi to 'SON' Ayega na.!

Jokes

Dost bhi kese-kese hote hai,
Mere dost kehte the jaan bhi mango to hajir hai,
Aaj vahi dost apni patni ko apni jaan kehte hai,
Aur hum mangte hai to marne ke piche pade hai!!

Rajnikantsms

NAME: Rajnikhanth

Hobby: playin wid TIGER & LION

Hz RECORD-Fought wid ELEPANT & broke hz neck

GREATEST ACHIEVEMENT-Skatign in VOLCANO

Sily things done:swiming in tsunami

most embarasement moment:cudnot kil 2 shark in 1 punch

proudest moment:wen da biggest cobra died aftr bitin him

More on .

Rajnikant sms

Once when shooting on a beach in Tamil Nadu, Rajanikant kicked a stone..
Now that stone is known as
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SRI LANKA

Dosti sms

Dosti phool nahi jo murjha jaye,
Dosti mousam nahi jo badal jaye,
Dosti toh dhadkan hai jo chale to sab kuch hai,
Aur agar na chale toh kuch bhi nahi…

Dosti sms

Hum doston ko bhulte nahi hain,
Magar yeh baat jatate nahi hain…
Doston ko hamesha rakhte hain yaad,
Hum bhulne ke liye dost banate nahi hain..

ALL THE TIME? Good time,? ...

ALL THE TIME
   Good time,
   bad time,
   night time,
   day time,
   work time,
   off time,
   sad time,
   happy time,
   in the mean time i'm thinking of you all the time.

Sent from my Windows Phone

U May Be Busy,? U May Be Eng...

U May Be Busy,
   U May Be Engaged
   With Lots Of Works.
   Bt U Hav 1440 Mins Per Day.
   Atleast For 1 min
   Think That A Sweet Friend Of Ur 's
   Is Waiting 4Ur SMS.
   Missing u

Sent from my Windows Phone

Whenever you Miss someone.. Lo...

Whenever you Miss someone.. Look at The Sky.. Although you might not See the Person There.. But Feel Happy that you Two Are Under the Same Sky.

Sent from my Windows Phone

A thousand things in between u...

A thousand things in between us..

   Low Battery,
   Busy Network,
   No Coverage,
   No Time,
   Heavy Work.
   But still, when the Mobile Beeps,
   I think of U..

Sent from my Windows Phone

You must be a good runner? b...

You must be a good runner
   because you are always running in my mind,
   You must be a good thief
   because you have stolen my heart,
   and I am always a bad shooter
   because I Miss You Always.

Sent from my Windows Phone

Can u do something for me?? ...

Can u do something for me?
   go to the window….look to the sky
   ***
   can u see the stars?
   can u count them ?
   this is how much i miss u and even more !!!

Sent from my Windows Phone

As days go by, my feelings get...

As days go by, my feelings get stronger,
   to be in ur arms, I can't wait any longer.
   Look into my eyes and u'll see that it's true,
   day and night my thoughts are of you…!

Birthday SMS

SUN LIKES THE SUNDAY
MOON LIKES THE MONDAY
BUT I LIKES ONEDAY
THATS YOUR BIRTHDAY

Birthday SMS

Cos today is your day,
its an opportunity for u to know that
u are special and special things are for u today,
i wish u all the best.
Happy birth day.

Sent from my Windows Phone

Flirt sms

●  When u r alone, When u r crying, when u r upset, Don't think of me!! just call me B'coz incoming is free for me...

Sent from my Windows Phone

Flirt sms

●  This is not fair! How could u do this? Didn't expect this from you! Got a whole Channel on your name and didn't even tell me? ANIMAL PLANET!

Sent from my Windows Phone

Flirt sms

●  YOU are very cute b'cos in my dictionary Cute means... C - Causing U - Un-necessary T - Trouble E - Everywhere.

Sent from my Windows Phone

Fact of Life...? Only 1% of ...

Fact of Life...
   Only 1% of the girls
   become wife of their lovers,
   the remaining become
   passwords on the computer! :-)

Do u know similarity? betwee...

Do u know similarity
   between Dinosaurs and Decent Girls?
   ?
   ?
   ?
   ?
   Both don't exist.

Girls are like phones.? We l...

Girls are like phones.
   We like to be held and talked too-
   but if u press the wrong button
   u'll be disconnected!

Fact of Life :-? If a girl c...

Fact of Life :-
   If a girl cries, there may be thousand reasons.
   But if a boy cries, there is only one reason:
   'GIRL'

Degrees of girls!? B.A.-Beau...

Degrees of girls!
   B.A.-Beautiful Angel
   B.E.-Beautiful Eyes
   B.Sc.-Beautiful Structure
   B.Com-Beautiful Communication
   M.B.A.-Married But Awesome!

It's a girls world?? If a gi...

It's a girls world

   If a girl laughs loudly she is cheerful,
   If boy laughs loudly he's mannerless!

   If girl talks sweetly she is charming,
   If boy talks sweetly he's flirt,

   If girl is silent, she's feeling sad,
   If a boy is silent, he's being rude

   If girls walk in a group it's a group,
   If a boy walk in a group it's GANG!

Why do girls look beautiful?? ...

Why do girls look beautiful?
   is it real or due to make up?
   all false
   Girls look beautiful because
   .
   .
   .
   .
   boys have good IMAGINATION

When a Girl Accepts Your Frien...

When a Girl Accepts Your Friend Request
   it means she accepted Your 'Friendship' Not Your 'Proposal'..
   When a Girl sends you a Friend Request
   it means She wants to be your Friend not Your Girlfriend.
   When She Tag you
   it means she wants to share her Thoughts with You
   'n not that She's Lost in Your Thoughts..
   When she comments on Your status
   it means She's just being Social 'n not Flirting..
   When She Like Your comment
   it means She like Your Comment not You. !

Main apna aj apna kal tumhare ...

Main apna aj apna kal tumhare nam karte hain,
   main apne jeevan ke her ek pal tumharay naam karte hain,

   Samait sakoge na jise tum qayamat tak,
   Qasam tumhari tumhain itna pyar karte hain.

Mohabbat hum bhi kertay hain m...

Mohabbat hum bhi kertay hain magar shikwa nahi kertey
   hum apni mohabbat ko yun ruswa nahi kertey
   jo paas aa baithay usey dil se chahtey hain
   jo uth ker chala jaye usey roka nahi kertey!

Teri har ada mohabbat si lagti...

Teri har ada mohabbat si lagti hai
   Ek pal ki judayi sadiyoun si lagti hai
   Pehle nahin socha tha ab sochne laga hoon
   Zindagi ke har lamhe mein teri zaroorat si lagti hai

Log samajhte hain humne unko b...

Log samajhte hain humne unko bhula rakha hai,
   wo kya jane ki dil me chupa rakha hai,
   dekhe na koi usay meri aankho mein,
   isliye palkon ko hum nay jhuka rakha hai.

Aap ki DOSTI ka sila her haal ...

Aap ki DOSTI ka sila her haal main denge,
   Koi maange yeh DOSTI to usay taal denge.

   Agar dil ne kaha k tum BEWAFA ho,
   To qasam say is DIL ko bhi SEENAY say nikal denge.

Kuch rishtay anjanay mein hi h...

Kuch rishtay anjanay mein hi ho jatay hain,
   Pehle dil phir zindagi say jur jatay hain,
   Kehtay hain us daur ko pyaar,
   Jisme log zindagi say bhi pyare ho jatay hain

Yaadon ki barsaat liye? Duaa...

Yaadon ki barsaat liye
   Duaaon ki soghat liye
   Dil ki gehrayee se
   Chand ki roshnai se
   Pholon k kaghaz per
   Aap k liye sirf 3 lafz

   "I LOVE YOU"

Hichkion ka aana ye batata hay...

Hichkion ka aana ye batata hay,
   Koi humain yaad kar k khud ko rulata hay,

   Dil nahi samajhta magar ye to such hay,
   Shiddat se yaad hamain bhi koi aata hai..

Khushiyon ka ek sansaar leke a...

Khushiyon ka ek sansaar leke ayenge,
   patjhar mei bhi bahar leke ayenge,
   jab bhi pukaroge pyar se hame,
   maut se bhi saansen udhar leke ayenge…!

Twinkle-twinkle lazy star,? ...

Twinkle-twinkle lazy star,
   Kitna soyega uthja yaar,
   Up above the world so high,
   Sun has risen in the sky,
   Uthke jaldi pee le_chai,
   Then call me up and say Hi.

FRIENDSHIP is like a tree... I...

FRIENDSHIP is like a tree... It is not MEASURED on how TALL it could be, but is on how DEEP the ROOTS HAVE GROWN... In this WORLD, where everything seems UNCERTAIN, only one thing is DEFINITE. You'll always be my FRIEND, beyond WORDS, beyond TIME and beyond DISTANCE! I believe in angels, the kind that heaven sends. I'm surrounded by angels but I call them my best friends. Meeting you was fate, becoming your friend was choice, but falling in love with you was completely out of my control. A memory lasts forever, and never does it die. True friends stay together and never say good bye. The ship that will never sink is my friendship with you. I met U as a stranger, I leave U as a friend, as long as the world stands, our friendship nv ends. All friends nv split N even if they do they will meet again.

A friend is... someone who und...

A friend is... someone who understend your past, belive in your future and accepts you just the way you are.

Let these words not only touch...

Let these words not only touch your eyes, let them travel through your soul, and let them rest in your heart as you rest in mine...i love you.

I belong to you, you belong to...

I belong to you, you belong to me... and nothing's gonna change that... you are my deepest love that I ever had...

gum na kr apki raaho me na aye...

gum na kr apki raaho me na ayenge,
   saamna hua to najar na milayenge,
   jb tk hoga apko apki glti ka ehsas,
   hm apki is dunia se bhut dur chale jayenge..
   Good morning

Bina gm khushi ka pta kaise ch...

Bina gm khushi ka pta kaise chalega
   Bina roye hsi ka mza kaise milega
   Wo jo b krta hai woh hi janta hai
   Agr hum jaan gaye to use KHUDA kaun kahega.
   Good Morning. Take care..

Subha ki sudh,? Hawoa k saat...

Subha ki sudh,
   Hawoa k saath,
   Suraj ki kiran,
   Sugandh k saath,
   Mubakrak ho apko,
   Ek neyi sundar,
   Aur kamiyab din ki suruwad.
   'Good Morning'

Phoolon ne amrit ka jaam bheja...

Phoolon ne amrit ka jaam bheja hai,
   Sooraj ne gagan se salam bheja hai,
   Mubarak ho aapko nayi subhah,
   Tahe-dil se humne ye paigam bheja hai
   Good Morning!!

Suraj ki pahli kiran khushi de...

Suraj ki pahli kiran khushi de aapko,
   Dusri kiran hasi de aapko,
   Tisri tandarusti aur kamyabi,
   Bas aab jyada nahi warna garmi lagegi!!!
   Good Morning

Moon ne band ki lighting,? S...

Moon ne band ki lighting,
   Sun ne suru ki shining,
   Murge ne di hai warning ki ho gayi hai morning,
   To hum bhi bol de aapko very very good morning.

Subha ki kiran boli: Uth dekh ...

Subha ki kiran boli: Uth dekh kya nazara hai
   Maine kaha: Ruk, pahele sms to kar lu us dost ko jo subha se bhi pyara hai.

   Good morning.

Pani ki bunde phulon ko bhiga ...

Pani ki bunde phulon ko bhiga rahi hai
   Thandi lehren ek tazgi jaga rahi hai,
   Ho jaye aap b inme shamil
   Ek pyari si subah aapko jaga rahi hai 'GOOD MORNING'

Na mandir na bhagwaan,? Na p...

Na mandir na bhagwaan,
   Na pooja na snaan,
   Din hote hi hamara sabse pehala kaam
   Ek pyara sa sms apne dost ke naam
   'Good morning'

Subah ka har pal Zindagi de ap...

Subah ka har pal Zindagi de apko,
   Din ka har lamha Khushi de aapko,

   Jahan gam ki hawa choo ke bhi na guzre,
   Khuda wo jannat si zami de aapko.
   Good Morning!

Sent from my Windows Phone

Ae khat ja unke hatho ko chum ...

Ae khat ja unke hatho ko chum le,
   wo padhe to unke hotho ko chumle,
   khuda na kare wo phar bhi dale,
   to girte girte unke kadmo ko chum lay.

Is dil ka kaha maano ek kaam k...

Is dil ka kaha maano ek kaam kar do,
   Ek be-naam si mohabbat mere naam kar do,

   Mere pe faqat itna ehsan kar do,
   Kisi din subha ko milo aur shaam kar do.

Log kahte hai kii jis se hum n...

Log kahte hai kii jis se hum ne dosti ki hai
   woh chand ka ek tukda hai
   hum kehte hai ki jis se hum ne dosti ki hai
   chand uus ka ek tukda hai

Mere haathon se gir gayi lakee...

Mere haathon se gir gayi lakeeren kahin,
   Bhool aaye hum apni takdeeren kahin,

   Agar mile tumko kahin to utha lena,
   Mere hisse ki har khushi apne haathon pe saja lena.

Hichkion ka aana ye batata hay...

Hichkion ka aana ye batata hay,
   Koi humain yaad kar k khud ko rulata hay,

   Dil nahi samajhta magar ye to such hay,
   Shiddat se yaad hamain bhi koi aata hai..

Mohabbat hum bhi kertay hain m...

Mohabbat hum bhi kertay hain magar shikwa nahi kertey
   hum apni mohabbat ko yun ruswa nahi kertey
   jo paas aa baithay usey dil se chahtey hain
   jo uth ker chala jaye usey roka nahi kertey!

Sent from my Windows Phone

Main apna aj apna kal tumhare ...

Main apna aj apna kal tumhare nam karte hain,
   main apne jeevan ke her ek pal tumharay naam karte hain,

   Samait sakoge na jise tum qayamat tak,
   Qasam tumhari tumhain itna pyar karte hain.

Panchi keh rahey hain k hum ch...

Panchi keh rahey hain k hum chaman chor denge,
   Sitare keh rahey hain ki hum gagan chor denge,

   Agar tere ishq me main mar bhi jaun aye sanam,
   Tum dilse pukar lena hum kafan chor denge

Mere pyaar ka hisaab jo lagao ...

Mere pyaar ka hisaab jo lagao gi,
   To mere pyar ko be-hisaab pao gi,

   Paani k bulbule sa hai mera pyar,
   Zara si thes lagi to dhundte reh jao gi.

Hum is qadar tum per mar-mitai...

Hum is qadar tum per mar-mitain-ge,
   Tum jahan dakhoge hum hi tumhain dikhenge,

   Rakhna her pal is dil main hamari yaad,
   Hamaray bad hamari pyar ki dastan dunia walay likhain gay,

Love sms

Na to yaado ko yaad rakhte hain
   Na hi sapno ko saath rakhte hain

   Hum to buss unko yaad rakte hain
   Jo hamein dil ke pass rakhte hain

Nazar jab mili to fasaane hue,...love

Nazar jab mili to fasaane hue,
   Ek pal mein hum aapke deewane hue,
   Jab se aaye hain aap hamari zindegi mein,
   Andaaz hi hamare kuch shairana hue

Gud night sms

One of the Best Msg :


Kaun Kehta Hai khuda Nazar Nahin Aata.....!

Bas Ek Wohi To Nazar Aata Hai, Jab Kuchh Nazar Nahin Aata.....
GD 9IT

Gud morning sms english

5 steps to a LOVELY MORNING Close ur eyes,Take a deep breath, Open ur arms wide,Feel ur heartbeat,&
Say " Its too early.Let me sleep

Happy new year sms

Ye msg forward kiya to 2013 saal accha jayega
"OM SAI NATH" ye jaikara SHIRDI se chla hai, ise 11Logo ko bhejo, 5din mai life me kuch lucky hoga..
Plz talna mt.

santa banta jokes

Wife Raat Ko Bed Pe Sokar Boli:" Aaj kuch Aisa Karo K Mere Paseeney Chhut Jaaye...
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Banta Utha Aur
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Moral:" I don't post dirty jokes" :p :O :D

dvices to Boys...
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Never laugh at ur G.F's choices.(You are one of them)

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Never be proud of ur choices.. (Your G.F. is one of them...:))

english jokes

My few learnings fron TV ad-

1. Kareena has dandruff problem, Katrina has dry hair problem, Shilpa has hairfall problem and Priyanka has chip-chip.

2. If you've a hot wife make sure your neighbor doesn't use a deodorant in your absence.

3. Your complexion is more important than your qualifications

4. Saif Ali Khan din bhar Appy Fizz & Lays khata hai and still Bade Aaram Se FIT rehta hai

5. If there is no salt in your kitchen you can use Toothpaste

6. You can change your country by drinking Tata Tea

7. Every second oral care brand is No. 1 and recommended by every dentist in India!!!

8. If ur daughter is not Ready to Get married.., take her to a jewellery shop.

9. Only reason why men use deodorant is to get laid.

10. Most colas cure all kinds of phobias. You will be close to a superman, if you drink these regularly!!

santa banta jokes

Ek baar santa church gaya..
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Achanak light chali gayi aur andhera ho gaya...
Tabhi church ka ghanta baja
"TONNN"
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Santa chillaya:" Ohh Teri UNDERTAKERaa
gaya:p :O :D

jokes in hindi

Ek ladki kya chahti hai?"

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Bas do waqt ke compliment ;;)=))X_X=D

Agar Ksi Ko S.S.C or H.S.C Board K Papers Mein
Pass Krwana Ho To
Mujhe Name or Seat No
Inbox Kr Dena
Ok..?
Sirf 2000 me
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Main Us K liy Dua Karunga. =))

jokes husband wife

Husband bangkok jaake jab kaafi din wapas nahi aaya, to biwi ne usko ek sms kiya
"Yaad rakhna jo cheez tum udhar kharid sakte ho , wohi cheez main idhar bech sakti hoon",

Next day husband at home...!!

girlfriend boy friend jokes

girlfriend: Hey
Boyfriend: Who's Hey?, don't ever
call
me back.
Girlfriend: Sorry! My Love, how are
you doing??
Boyfriend: I'm Fine! And You??
Girlfriend: I'm fine, but I need
something from you..
Boyfriend: What???
Girlfriend: Sweetie please could
you
SEND me 15k?
Boyfriend: 15k for what??
Girlfriend: 5k for my clothes, 7k
for
my hair+nails and 3k for my
shoes.
Boyfriend: Aww sure my love,
here..
k,
k,
k,
k,
k,
k,
k,
k ,
k,
k,
k,
k,
k,
k,
k .
count
it, its complete and take this extra
2k.
k,k that's for your
perfume. =D =)) :D

Getting Married Is Like Giving 'Supaari' For Self..........>=):p=

wife husband jokes

Wife:" Baju-wali har saal apne pati ke sath 10 din bahar ghumne jaati hai Aap kabhi leke gaye.. ??

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Husband:" Maine to 4-5 baar poocha par wo nahi maani...:p :O :D